Quarter Life Crisis: Marginal Accomplishments

Dan:  why cant i have done this...

http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_bn2#/video/bestoftv/2012/01/03/cnnheroes-churchman.cnn 

me:  whoa this is pretty cool 

me:  ugh i'm a life failure

I'm 25 and I've done nothing but drink my weight in wine

ahhahahaha 

Dan:  hey, that's something to be proud of!

you got drunk n threw up in the biggest club in central Europe!

see

you've lived... 

me:  correction: every floor of central Europe's biggest club