I love....

via Glut with Guts--A Horribly Cheesy Photo from SF

♥ Using obscure percentages ("I'm 84.7% certain it's option A")
♥ Using same method for microwave times ("Package says microwave for 1:30... let's make it for 1:37")
♥ Making wishes at 11:11 and 5:55, other times aren't as lucky
♥ Mooning... haha but not publicly.
♥ My chronic bitchface scowl (usually because it's well deserved)
♥ My ridiculously short last name, making hiding in the inter-webs so much easier